Live Life-Gossip

ok, so you guys should know what became of livelife-gossip's editor, manager (whatever!) and here it goes...im spilling the beans...let me add here that what i write is COMPLETELY the truth and there is nothing more to that. it may seem like a reel horror story, but it is truly a REAL horror story.

firstly, as some of you guys already know, i was 16, working in a broker's firm in Mumbai, India (specifications for all you 'foreigners' that due to Bal Thakerey's and MNS's bitchiness, Bombay was renamed Mumbai and now the restaurant 'Bombay Blues' may be called 'Mumbai Blues' all because of male bitchiness and that sounds pathetic!). The life i lead was pathetic because my aim in life is to never get a permanent job. im a trapped tramp. ok, so i was frustrated, begging the universe to mystically turn the planets in my favor. then guess what? after my fight at home that i didnt want to work, i was thrown out of the house! alleluia! i couldnt stand being at home in the first place. honestly, i was happy, but the shock was something i couldnt take. so i went to alibag, a place on the other side of Mumbai, where you have to travel to by boat. i stayed there in my old boarding school and then there i decided that i needed to complete my education since i was only 10th grade passed. after that, i shifted to mathura, a place in northern india where i stayed with the nuns. the temperature there was so damn freezing that i thought my brain was going to freeze and my feet ended up getting swollen a size bigger.

there i met this dude who i ended up sleeping with (yeah, im sick) for 3.5 weeks even through my periods! yuk! i thought i was pregnant and then the periods. right now, i suspect that im preggo but i will wait for june to bring my periods, otherwise im dead (which brings me to another question : will any of you guys sponsor a tile in your house for me to stay? cuz i cant stay at home) and then i was in this mess because when we lose our virginity, blood comes out. but nothing came out! so that means that as an infant, someone fucked me! what the fuck! doesn't life suck for such as me?

anyway, im now back home, back at work, and after all this shit, im back to square one! but life is life! i hope for a greater tomorrow.

in the time that i was away, i turned 17 (on 21/2) and nicole richie had a baby, and ashlee simpson is preggo and married and everyone's basically having a better time than me. shit! not to mention that my bitchy sis has ditched her CA (CPA as per international standards) and plans to move to the US. why does everyone else get benifits?

anyway, i have changed (a bit) firstly, i lost 7 kgs in 7 months and then i began to get all spiritual and then i have this thing that one day ill be great.